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Guess what, everyone? You're looking at the temporary bodyguard of Prince...uh...Prince...--THE Prince.
He assigned me himself, but the guy sure is hard to keep track of. It's like he vanishes into thin air. Which is pretty bad, because this place seems a whole lot more dangerous than usual...
I'm not worried, I can handle myself just fine!
It's just people like Eugene I'm worried about. I mean, one day he could be out, minding his own business, buying some toilet paper or something when suddenly--SPLAT!! His head's cut off and rolling down a hill. THAT'S HOW DANGEROUS IT IS OUT HERE!
Maybe I should just go out and beat up all the baddies...
He assigned me himself, but the guy sure is hard to keep track of. It's like he vanishes into thin air. Which is pretty bad, because this place seems a whole lot more dangerous than usual...
I'm not worried, I can handle myself just fine!
It's just people like Eugene I'm worried about. I mean, one day he could be out, minding his own business, buying some toilet paper or something when suddenly--SPLAT!! His head's cut off and rolling down a hill. THAT'S HOW DANGEROUS IT IS OUT HERE!
Maybe I should just go out and beat up all the baddies...