I’m gonna be soooo rich!
Received at my work email address in the last month are some interesting offers. So far, I’ve been:
- Advised that I’ve won £1,550,952.00 GBP from the British Columbia National Lottery
- Offered compensation of $950,000 USD from Nigeria's Compensation Dept (for the low cost of $320 USD)
- Told my money is `ready for pickup’, but with no further details or attachments I am at a loss.
- Offered $20.5 million USD once I send an ANTI-TERRORIST CERTIFICATE to Nigeria to prove the money is legit
- Asked for product details from 'Continental Trade Ltd' in Nigeria
- Offered a no questions asked, 3% business loan by a Mr Frank Cool
- Offered $3.5 million by Capt James C Williams, in partnership with Rev. Dr. Rodger Hedges
- Offered one wife whose particular interests include 'housekeeping, cleaning the house'.
- Offered $25 million dollars as an investment in my business. (twice)
- Offered 40% of "two million five hundred dollars" ($2,000,500) inherited by one Mrs Adeela Batal.
- Offered a tax refund of $210.75, along with about a dozen other email recipients included on the header.
- Offered $5.5 million USD by one Mrs Sarah May Allport, who believes God directed her to use my assistance to disburse charity.
- Offered a healthy share of the $22.5 million USD estate of one Brigadier Amer Ali Nayef, risk free according to Mr Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corp.
- Offered a 50% share of $15 million USD account of "MR CHRISTIAN EICH 57 AN ENGINEER WHO RAN CAR MAKER BMW'S FROM LENBANESE" who died along with his entire family in a plane crash.
- Fortunate enough to be advised of "YOUR WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR USING THE INTERNET." A sum of $250,000 USD Wow, who would have thought just being online would be so profitable? Thanks, Kenneth D Burton, Internet Agent.
So, taking exchange rates into account, I'm up for $133,500,000 or so, plus one wife (Can't wait to meet you, Gohar! Hope you and Gail get along!). Beer is on me once I cash the cheques!