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[tomatoe_sauce]

-->Open iTunes to answer the following.
-->Go to your library.
-->Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

How many songs: 1047

Sort by song title:
First Song: "Twas the Night Before Christmas
Last Song: Your Name Here-Straylight Run

Sort them for time:
Shortest Song: And That's the End of the Ballgame
Longest Song: Chameleon

Sort them by artist:
First Artist: 'Nsync
Last Artist: ZZ Top

Sort by album:
First Album: 1 Beatles
Last Album: Yourself Or Someone Like You

First song that comes up on Shuffle: In the City

Search
"sex", how many songs come up? 5
"death", how many songs come up? 0
"love", how many songs come up? 64
"you", how many songs come up? 141
"me", how many songs come up? 341