Real life (in 2016) starts now

Jan 04, 2016 20:13

First day back at work in 2016 and:

  • My new driver went M.I.A. (has been since January 2nd, because he took an unsanctioned leave without telling us anything. We've been fuming since Saturday.)

  • It's the second day of my period and I was motionless since Sunday because moving bloody hurts. I got up and went to work anyway today because I must. :(

  • My sleep has been plagued by nightmares.

  • I'm sleepy all the time at work because of the nightmares.

  • Discussions at the office revolve around the incredibly weird Sherlock special, "The Abominable Bride", which we've taken to calling Sherlockception. I have no other comments than, "I love Martin Freeman's moustache. He looks like Jude Law."

  • I don't know how to get home. (Uber or taxi?)

  • Oh wait. I don't have Uber. My mom does. And she's unreachable.

  • Okay, I'll phone a taxi. (And I will urge my parents to dock my new driver's pay for this month because he's being irresponsible.)

    This is real life in 2016.
  • sherlock holmes, i want a pocket martin, work, real life

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