::cackle:: i was wondering where the "joke" was. though, i was expecting something lower on the amusment ladder, like a picture of a monkey with the caption of "your perfect mate!!" or something. i mean, what "group of renowned psychologists" would say "wanna" in any question? plus, that didn't have a DAMN thing to do with psychology. ;)
and my god, but what kind of boring ass friends do people have that their friends DON'T know things like - do i look at porn? do i masturbate? here, for clarity: i used to masturbate daily. now i get laid too often to find masturbation worth my time. and i <3 pr0n. it is the best. i've had sex with boys and girls - and my first crush was actually a girl. she was also my first love, and the only person to ever hit me. i like red hair, fair skin, green eyes, soft tummies, and pear shaped breasts. i'm attracted to boys and girls with short fingers. i don't like boys whose fingers taper. and of course i'm going to marry jeremy. he went to the trouble of buying me a ring. ;)
but reading that - i mean really - i think this thing is only useful to junior high school kids. i can't fathom anyone else not being open/comfortable with that type of information.
yeah... i thought it was pretty stupid too, but i felt i had to post it since i'm so damn gullible and felt really stupid for falling for it... even though i could care less if someone knows that stuff about me- most of them do already anyway! i love fair skin and soft tummies on girls too... i'm such a sucker for the girls!
yeah, i fell for yours... i didn't get pissed or anything though, i really didn't care if you knew that stuff about me... after being a bit startled by it, i laughed :)
and my god, but what kind of boring ass friends do people have that their friends DON'T know things like - do i look at porn? do i masturbate?
here, for clarity: i used to masturbate daily. now i get laid too often to find masturbation worth my time. and i <3 pr0n. it is the best. i've had sex with boys and girls - and my first crush was actually a girl. she was also my first love, and the only person to ever hit me. i like red hair, fair skin, green eyes, soft tummies, and pear shaped breasts. i'm attracted to boys and girls with short fingers. i don't like boys whose fingers taper. and of course i'm going to marry jeremy. he went to the trouble of buying me a ring. ;)
but reading that - i mean really - i think this thing is only useful to junior high school kids. i can't fathom anyone else not being open/comfortable with that type of information.
.... ::ponders posting it::
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