Life is good.
I forgot that this journal exists. I'm sorry, Mr. Livejournal. I offer my sincerest apologies and wish to bake you cookies, except that since you lack an organic body, nay, even a digestive tract, I cannot do the latter. So I will tell of tomkothings. So much has transpired since the last menial entry that I've no idea where to begin.
I am staying at The University of Maryland, Baltimore County: An Honors University In Maryland, although if you want to split hairs, I'm not actually a student there. I am the greatest human dorm-pet ever! However I just suddenly lost all motivation to keep writing, so I will tell of the debaucherously wicked and fantabulous weekend at some point in the near future. I promise. Unless I don't.
I am staying at The University of Maryland, Baltimore County: An Honors University In Maryland, although if you want to split hairs, I'm not actually a student there. I am the greatest human dorm-pet ever! However I just suddenly lost all motivation to keep writing, so I will tell of the debaucherously wicked and fantabulous weekend at some point in the near future. I promise. Unless I don't.