b_nielsen
so today i trudged through 20 feet of imaginary snow in only my boxers to best buy to pick up the new senses fail cd that hasn't come out yet. after i'd purchased it i skipped to the crosswalk and anxiously awaited the change of the signals! adjusting myself before walking across i tossed the tiny bag over my shoulder since it had become that damn heavy. when i finally reached my house i carefully placed it upon my formica dinette and opened it with fervor. i am almost positive i shall die if i scratch such a masterpiece!! anyway after i'd opened it and shoved it into my slot, i must say that this is a sure buy for anyone who wants to have a glamorous time crooning along with the silky vocals of a mister buddy nielsen. trust me his face may be a little hard to handle but his vocals -- a masterpiece! the neighbors began to complain because of the noise (buddy's screaming, my moaning) so i took out my super awesome, super retro white headphones and placed them on my ears before laying down on my white shag rug!! what a glorious sight it was, the sun bathing itself on me through my window while i lay there in my greasy wife(wnoon)beater, boxer shorts, and black socks with my hair strewn all over! i caressed myself a few times with the cd case but what can i say, i'm such a sucker for a man with a lip ring. it was a lovely afternoon if i do say so myself!
ps i can't breathe
ps i can't breathe