The girl in the white dress
This weekend I saw the cutest rude girl I've ever laid eyes on. Even with a cigarette and a beer in her hand she was still physically attractive. I'm sure she's an ugly, hideous person on the inside, because that always ends up being the case with pretty girls. She was probably some snobby drunken slut that would never give me the time of day, but at least I had as much (or more) fun staring at her as I did listening to the bands play.