oh em gee, proverbz
"Dumpster of death is worse than death itself."
"A poop is no stronger than its weakest link."
"Turn the other twat."
"Experience is the cornhole of wisdom."
"Never rumble in my tumble from appearances."
"Better to be alone than in dyke company."
"Let sleeping dykes lie."
"Dead dildos have no friends."
"When in doubt, do mike and ikes."
"A cooter in the hand is worth two in the bush."
"Don't go near the heather's mom until you learn how to swim."
"The pot calls the reefer black."
"A heather and hannah a day keeps the doctor away."
"There is more than one way to skin a heather and hannah."
"Pee pees speak louder than words."
"Dancing in your underwearness is next to godliness."
"Mojo in, mojo out."
"Waste cha cha, want cha cha."
"Curiosity killed the shagadelic."
"Death is the great dyke."
"Where there's a penis there's a way."
"All the world loves a penis in a vagina."
"It is best to be on the giraffe side."
"Do not wear out your llama."
"Where there's a buttcrack there's a way."
"Old roasted buttcheeks die hard."
"No fag is good fag."
"You win skin, you lose skin."
"There is honor among motha fucking twats."