25 [VOICE OF SPARTAAAAAAAAAA]

Dec 28, 2009 19:13

[The communicator begins to broadcast unintentionally, a series of scratching noises and static as if it is jostling around in a pocket or a bag or something. Really, whoever designed these things has obviously never head of pocket-calling.

There is a brief silence, then it begins. Two male voices, loud, obnoxious, preparing for something they probably shouldn't.]

YOU!

[Alex begins]

ME.

[Tom]

WHERE IS YOUR CROTCH ARMOR SOLDIER?

THERE IS NONE SO LARGE AS TO HOLD MY MIGHTY GRACE!

NONSENSE, THIS IS SPARTA. WE PREPARE FOR JUST THIS OCCASION.

THEN I SHALL HAVE THE JOCKSTRAP OF THE GODS!

[Hide your wine and your women, because here they come...

EDIT; Also thanks to Constantine, they are actually dressed at Spartans... so..]

300 =/= two retards in their panties, this is spartaaaaaaaaaaa, lowered inhibitions event

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