Comments | tom_hanniger: 009

tom_hanniger

009

Mar 27, 2009 13:37

I’ve seen some crazy shit go down here but this… well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. The entire city turning into a jungle gym for tiny tots really isn’t all that weird in comparison, right? It could be worse. It could be a lot worse.

Might as well take some time to get a little welding done. Those stoves won't build themselves.

( [Private: hackable to the skilled] )

the boy is bad news, ada's makin' pie and damn he wants some, eyes for eileen

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 20:12:20 UTC

Based on what you're sayin', I take it you're normal over there, Tom? 'Cause everywhere I go it feels like I'm bein' ambushed by the fuckin' Lollipop Guild.

[ Voice. ] tom_hanniger March 27 2009, 20:17:31 UTC

Yeah, I'm fine. Sounds like you're alright too. This whole place is going crazy.

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 20:24:08 UTC

Believe it or not, I've seen stranger days.

[ Voice. ] tom_hanniger March 27 2009, 20:29:24 UTC

Really?

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 20:34:14 UTC

Well, the leprechaun thing was pretty fuckin' bizarre. Try wakin' up one mornin' to find death herself goin' Kung Fu Master on your kitchen sink.

[ Voice. ] tom_hanniger March 27 2009, 20:37:19 UTC

Death.. you're shittin' me.

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 20:42:57 UTC

Ain't much of a mornin' person. Not a fan of leaky faucets, either. Knew I should'a gotten it fixed sooner.

[ Voice. ] tom_hanniger March 27 2009, 20:44:38 UTC

You or Death?

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 20:49:47 UTC

Death. Judith. Ravine. Heard someone call 'er Ereshkigal once. Y'know. Goddess of Irkalla, the Mesopotamian land of the dead.

[ Voice. ] tom_hanniger March 27 2009, 21:19:59 UTC

[A long pause]

You're being serious, aren't you?

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 21:30:41 UTC

Dead serious.

[A long pause followed by another long pause. Then you can hear the man snort and burst out laughing.]

Get it? Dead? Death? Serious?

[The lame laughter dies into a nervous chortle.]

Ehhh... I should choke myself.

[ Voice. ] tom_hanniger March 27 2009, 21:47:15 UTC

...

Wow.

[He's tempted to give a slow clap]

Nice one, Alex.

[ Voice. ] smokeandmortar March 27 2009, 22:05:32 UTC

Yeah, yeah, no need to give a standin' ovation for that shit. Hang on, lemme go find a noose...

[Another nervous laugh.]

Back to all threads

Leave a comment