Dream Job
So I am seriously jealous of the guy that hosts FutureWeapons. Anyone who pays any attention my intermittent status updates on facebook would have noticed it, but I feel like being redundant here so bite me. I know that some may look at that and say "How can you possibly want to do a job that glorifies weapons that are designed to destroy property and lives?"
To which I say: Pull your head out of your ass! Ever smashed something and felt good about it afterwards? Well look at it this way, inanimate objects offer oh so many opportunities for satisfying destruction. Especially when it is something of no value to you or anyone you know. Although spitefully destroying something is amusing too (if I had limitless funds I would certainly take a Prius to the Machine Gun Shoot out at Knob Creek sometime).
Anyway I couldn't possibly imagine a job more fun that getting access to new weapons and getting paid to be giddy about shooting them at things. Shit I would do that job for free.
That was kind of rambling.