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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight all around looking for valuables, when a voice said, “Jesus knows you are here.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicking his flashlight off and froze to listen. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued with his larceny.
Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, he heard clear as a bell, “Jesus is watching you.”
Freaked out, he frantically shined his flashlight all around the room, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot said. He squawked and said, “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me? Who are you to warn me?”
“Moses,” the bird replied.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people name a bird Moses?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicking his flashlight off and froze to listen. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued with his larceny.
Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, he heard clear as a bell, “Jesus is watching you.”
Freaked out, he frantically shined his flashlight all around the room, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot said. He squawked and said, “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me? Who are you to warn me?”
“Moses,” the bird replied.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people name a bird Moses?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.