The north is a shit hole, through and through. there are some redeeming factors, all of which are as readily available down south, save for specific individuals.
People are distant and cruel. They would sooner run you over in their 4 MPG Hummer H3 than hold a conversation with you beyond "Please pump your most premium gasoline." People here would rather cut off their nose to spite their face than be kind to you (You in the larger sense).
The weather is the most rotten on the east coast.
People who drive anything less than a BMW are uncool.
Tea is cold and unsweetened.
Driving is a bitter endeavour.
The Seasons are a bitter endeavour.
The cost of living is truly unacceptable.
The job outlook is the shittiest shit that ever shat a shit. Unemployment is low only because the richest of the rich always need another person to work at McDonalds.
You're moving in the wrong direction.
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Why on earth would you say such a thing?
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tea is cold and sugary.
kids who drive their tractors to school are "cool".
people have to question how genetically sound they are.
I can go on, but it should suffice to say that I'm moving from a place of darkness and folly to one of light and literacy.
What, then, is your rebuttal?!
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People are distant and cruel. They would sooner run you over in their 4 MPG Hummer H3 than hold a conversation with you beyond "Please pump your most premium gasoline." People here would rather cut off their nose to spite their face than be kind to you (You in the larger sense).
The weather is the most rotten on the east coast.
People who drive anything less than a BMW are uncool.
Tea is cold and unsweetened.
Driving is a bitter endeavour.
The Seasons are a bitter endeavour.
The cost of living is truly unacceptable.
The job outlook is the shittiest shit that ever shat a shit. Unemployment is low only because the richest of the rich always need another person to work at McDonalds.
Shall I continue?
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