Damn... that man was right...
I never watch tv. ever. today, for the first time in months, I actually see the 2-d world filled with breaks every five minutes made especially for making the next generation more ADD than the previous one. Eating breakfast, watching the news. Iraq, five minutes, Egypt, five minutes. commerical. The first one is LA weight loss, a girl my size is on the screen, then a picture of her half my size. Angry, I leave the room. Angry, I leave and clean the dishes. Artical on how eating disorders are tranferred from family members. Artical on Jon Benet's murderer. Commerical on LA weightloss. Angry, I get some ice cream. Artical on how to get a guy for fifteen minutes... wait, something is not quite right.
Five minutes on Israel, fifteen minutes on how to get a guy.
Puzzled I watch. A man and a woman teamed up together to tell you how to get 'the man of your dreams hooked.' She says: Pretend not to care about babies and puppies. Pretend you don't care about your weight, but exersize like hell when he's not around. Pretend you're not afraid he'll hate you. Pretend you're another fucking woman, and maybe then, he'll like you. He tried to make it sound like he agreed with her, but said the exact opposite. Be yourself, he'll love you for you.
Kind of reminded me of Dave Chappell *yeah, you like how I found a way to include him? He's as funny as mess.* He was talking about how picky women are, and how they drive themseleves crazy. And how they dress all slutty, and pretend they're something they're not.
The steriotypical woman isn't complicated, she just makes herself that way, because she bases her self-esteem on shit.
Now for important things:
MARSHALL MIGHT GO TO UNC!!!!!!!
Sarah
Five minutes on Israel, fifteen minutes on how to get a guy.
Puzzled I watch. A man and a woman teamed up together to tell you how to get 'the man of your dreams hooked.' She says: Pretend not to care about babies and puppies. Pretend you don't care about your weight, but exersize like hell when he's not around. Pretend you're not afraid he'll hate you. Pretend you're another fucking woman, and maybe then, he'll like you. He tried to make it sound like he agreed with her, but said the exact opposite. Be yourself, he'll love you for you.
Kind of reminded me of Dave Chappell *yeah, you like how I found a way to include him? He's as funny as mess.* He was talking about how picky women are, and how they drive themseleves crazy. And how they dress all slutty, and pretend they're something they're not.
The steriotypical woman isn't complicated, she just makes herself that way, because she bases her self-esteem on shit.
Now for important things:
MARSHALL MIGHT GO TO UNC!!!!!!!
Sarah