I just woke up from a broken nap, remembering the strange ass dream i had of the original Super Mario game for the NES. I was playing it in the dream, as a little kid, and everytime i thought about putting the controller down in the dream, mario would turn around and flip me off.
...of course dreams will be dreams, and the whole thing was filled with the music from star wars that served as Darth Vadar's entrance theme [it was in my head all day]...
anyway, it inspired me, so here's a desktop for you to enjoy
Mario Hates you!