Mister Scrooby says, "Sympathy is a terrible thing to waste."
[ E-MAIL to BYRON ]
TO: gbyron@meridian.edu
FROM: ehemingway@meridian.edu
SUBJECT: I'll shove your cane up your ass.
I understand not wanting to talk about it. I also know that posting about it and being all 'omg don't ask' is a bad way to make people not want to ask. If you need to talk it over, let me know. I will listen. You know I am good at that.
Otherwise, I expect you at the gym soon. I texted you my hours earlier.
-- Hemingway.
[ E-MAIL to SAMMIE ]
TO: scoleridge@meridian.edu
FROM: ehemingway@meridian.edu
SUBJECT: To my petite pixie.
You were the most welcome surprise in a long time the other night, when we went cow-tipping (shh, I've yet to tell the truth, our little secret). I return the favor and offer a shoulder. I'll teach you to beat people up, but you have to talk to me, okay? Come by whenever. I listen very well when it's important, and my friends are very important.
Also, I have LOADS of booze. So.
-- Hemingway.
TO: gbyron@meridian.edu
FROM: ehemingway@meridian.edu
SUBJECT: I'll shove your cane up your ass.
I understand not wanting to talk about it. I also know that posting about it and being all 'omg don't ask' is a bad way to make people not want to ask. If you need to talk it over, let me know. I will listen. You know I am good at that.
Otherwise, I expect you at the gym soon. I texted you my hours earlier.
-- Hemingway.
[ E-MAIL to SAMMIE ]
TO: scoleridge@meridian.edu
FROM: ehemingway@meridian.edu
SUBJECT: To my petite pixie.
You were the most welcome surprise in a long time the other night, when we went cow-tipping (shh, I've yet to tell the truth, our little secret). I return the favor and offer a shoulder. I'll teach you to beat people up, but you have to talk to me, okay? Come by whenever. I listen very well when it's important, and my friends are very important.
Also, I have LOADS of booze. So.
-- Hemingway.