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well, i had this huge ass entry spilling my secrets (not really) but then i tried to get technical and use a LJ cut but it pretty much caused my computer to have a seizure. So instead of something worth while, you get this: I just did my laundry and found the peanuts chapstick that my mom gave me. Needless to say it was empty as it didnt survive the 35 minutes in the drier. I guarantee, i GUARANTEE, someday soon i will put on clothes and there will be this horrendous, gooey stain of Custard flavored chapstick that i wont notice until the most sociall awkward time.
Heres a photo
its from the marathon.
Stories:
1) At Patti's 21'st i forgot to buy a card and felt like an asshole. But seeing as will puked in her slippers i don't feel quite so bad.
2) I came home saturday night drunk off of many shots of tequilla. I fell in my bathroom, pretty much knocked my toilette off of its foundation and took down my shower curtain and rod as i fell into the tub.
3) Last night I was sitting on my fouton when i saw a medium sized centipede/silverfish/worstbugever come running over my pillow on my bed (read: fouton i found in the garbage, threw on the floor and now sleep on). Im fine with almost ANY bug, but not centipedes. So i jumped up on my fouton and did that thing where i put my hands together and shake them and squeel a little. I caught it in a bucket and hurled him out the door right as some girl passed and slammed the door. Somewhere a girl is writing "OMFG i hate that *@#&*# who waits for me to walk by his appartment and then throws centipedes at me"
Heres a photo
its from the marathon.
Stories:
1) At Patti's 21'st i forgot to buy a card and felt like an asshole. But seeing as will puked in her slippers i don't feel quite so bad.
2) I came home saturday night drunk off of many shots of tequilla. I fell in my bathroom, pretty much knocked my toilette off of its foundation and took down my shower curtain and rod as i fell into the tub.
3) Last night I was sitting on my fouton when i saw a medium sized centipede/silverfish/worstbugever come running over my pillow on my bed (read: fouton i found in the garbage, threw on the floor and now sleep on). Im fine with almost ANY bug, but not centipedes. So i jumped up on my fouton and did that thing where i put my hands together and shake them and squeel a little. I caught it in a bucket and hurled him out the door right as some girl passed and slammed the door. Somewhere a girl is writing "OMFG i hate that *@#&*# who waits for me to walk by his appartment and then throws centipedes at me"