Assailing the Unassailable: Challenge 'The Dark Tower'
Title : Assailing the Unassailable.
Author : liadt
Fandom : The Lord of the Rings
Rating : General audiences
Category: Gen
Characters: Sam, Frodo
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue
Notes: humour
Sam and Frodo stared at the tower.
“Look at the size of it,” said Sam.
“We have to tackle it,” said Frodo.
“Can't we just leave it?”
“No. You can, I'll try to master it on my own.”
“I can't let you do that, even if it does block out the sun and my hopes for the future.”
“Don't be so melodramatic, it's only a pile of food.”
“Why couldn't you have had dishes with a long shelf life for your birthday?”
“How was I to know an outbreak of gastroenteritis would incapacitate The Shire in time for my birthday?”
Author : liadt
Fandom : The Lord of the Rings
Rating : General audiences
Category: Gen
Characters: Sam, Frodo
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue
Notes: humour
Sam and Frodo stared at the tower.
“Look at the size of it,” said Sam.
“We have to tackle it,” said Frodo.
“Can't we just leave it?”
“No. You can, I'll try to master it on my own.”
“I can't let you do that, even if it does block out the sun and my hopes for the future.”
“Don't be so melodramatic, it's only a pile of food.”
“Why couldn't you have had dishes with a long shelf life for your birthday?”
“How was I to know an outbreak of gastroenteritis would incapacitate The Shire in time for my birthday?”