this is regoddamndiculous
today is tuesday, and i took off because my stomach hurt like shit this morning. dude, i'm going to the beach with my friend joe in like...fucking...5 days! thats tight. of course it isn't including today. bitch. i'm talking about you. bitch. all i'm going to be doing is flirting with the ladies...ok thats not all. i mean there is some things better than ladies. like swimming. playing sports. watching tv. masturbating. food. sleeping. daydreaming...then....ladies. just kidding. ladies are top priority. lol...ok not top...especially not at my age. i'm going to go for the older bitches...in their 17s and 18s. you know? a little more mature than girls right now. dude....i'm pumped about the beach...its going to be awesome...anyone who disagrees about anything i said is just jealous...like a mother fucker. beotch.