My Girlhood Crush Becomes A Druggie Whore, AND Plays One On TV
Beat that!
Seriously, though, why didn't anyone tell me about Californication? I just started watching it, and while my wall of Duchovny may have been dismantled in like 2001, there's still a picture or tv guide clipping on the wall of my heart. I can't help staring at this guy while he's banging millions of chicks and wondering how my 13-year-old self would have reacted. She probably would have exploded, and I would be a scorch mark in Jersey, serving as a warning to children about the dangers of Showtime.
He still looks pretty good. Seems our friend David will always have a place in my bed heart S&M dungeon.
Whatever, don't judge me (notice how I end, like, every LJ entry that way?).
Seriously, though, why didn't anyone tell me about Californication? I just started watching it, and while my wall of Duchovny may have been dismantled in like 2001, there's still a picture or tv guide clipping on the wall of my heart. I can't help staring at this guy while he's banging millions of chicks and wondering how my 13-year-old self would have reacted. She probably would have exploded, and I would be a scorch mark in Jersey, serving as a warning to children about the dangers of Showtime.
He still looks pretty good. Seems our friend David will always have a place in my bed heart S&M dungeon.
Whatever, don't judge me (notice how I end, like, every LJ entry that way?).