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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, *this* is what I get up for breakfast every morning to talk about...
Kevin: (referring to a gay couple I adore and he soon will): Well, I suppose if they want to get their vitamin C...
Me: Pardon?
Kevin: *shakes his head* You're so innocent.
Me: *gives this some thought* If you're referring to semen, I'm pretty sure that's protein.
Kevin (who has obviously been paying attention in those science classes): No, I-you think so?
Me: You're so ill-informed.
The conversation only degenerated from there, with at one, the act of fellatio being compared to eating celery because one burns more calories than one gains. I really wish I could blame that comment on him, but no, it was me.
Kevin: (referring to a gay couple I adore and he soon will): Well, I suppose if they want to get their vitamin C...
Me: Pardon?
Kevin: *shakes his head* You're so innocent.
Me: *gives this some thought* If you're referring to semen, I'm pretty sure that's protein.
Kevin (who has obviously been paying attention in those science classes): No, I-you think so?
Me: You're so ill-informed.
The conversation only degenerated from there, with at one, the act of fellatio being compared to eating celery because one burns more calories than one gains. I really wish I could blame that comment on him, but no, it was me.