Schedule for the Forthcoming Ray of Sunshine
Dear Sirs and Madames,
Mr. R Nasseri has harangued me into creating this Live Journal account, but I fear it is all a bit too much technology for me. I'm used to the good old days where the bank manager was an upstanding citizen you could purchase a brandy for at the gentleman's club, and when you got home the kids would be waiting for you to read them a story. Now when you attempt to pour a malt liquor into an automatic teller machine a member of the constabulary takes you away for questioning, and the wife wants to know why you smell of stale alcohol rather than the usual burgeoning smell of stale defeat.
Well I've thrown off the shackles of growing fatigue and senility, and I'm going to party like it was 1949. Prepare yourself for a veritable carousel ride of emotions and vernacular. If you're not careful you'll be soon unbuttoning your waist coat, removing your hat and waving at passers by.
Some people are attempting to contact me over the email I believe, so I shall bid this 21st century version of Doogie Howser MD journal experiences a conclusion for this evening. A young man with a bright future. Education is the key.
I bid you good day.
PS I believe I'd sell the farm for that lovely Chanel girl from Australian Idol if I was a younger man.
Mr. R Nasseri has harangued me into creating this Live Journal account, but I fear it is all a bit too much technology for me. I'm used to the good old days where the bank manager was an upstanding citizen you could purchase a brandy for at the gentleman's club, and when you got home the kids would be waiting for you to read them a story. Now when you attempt to pour a malt liquor into an automatic teller machine a member of the constabulary takes you away for questioning, and the wife wants to know why you smell of stale alcohol rather than the usual burgeoning smell of stale defeat.
Well I've thrown off the shackles of growing fatigue and senility, and I'm going to party like it was 1949. Prepare yourself for a veritable carousel ride of emotions and vernacular. If you're not careful you'll be soon unbuttoning your waist coat, removing your hat and waving at passers by.
Some people are attempting to contact me over the email I believe, so I shall bid this 21st century version of Doogie Howser MD journal experiences a conclusion for this evening. A young man with a bright future. Education is the key.
I bid you good day.
PS I believe I'd sell the farm for that lovely Chanel girl from Australian Idol if I was a younger man.