Nov 06, 2004 10:30
From: Saddam H
Sent: Thursday, November 5 2004 9:50PM
To: George W
CC: Rupert ; Tony ; Sharon ; Osama ;
Subject: The Rouse
Dear George,
Looks like you pulled it off dude. LOL. What a pisser! Doesn’t anyone realise the irony that you “removed” me from power in Iraq because I was a dangerous dictator, started illegal wars, had policies that led to the deaths of my own citizens and didn’t understand the word democracy, when you’re even better at that shit than I am? You must have learned something during the time you weren’t drunk at Harvard. What a country!
So anyways, me and Osama were talking the other day about a bit of a pub crawl to celebrate if you won. Haven’t had a drink for about twenty years! Some of us haven’t been on the blow either, wink wink. Any chance you could get one of the girls to hook us up? We’re gonna party like it was 1981!
Tone, are there any pubs in London we haven’t blown up yet and blamed it on the IRA that would be good to go to?
Rupert, are there any pubs you and your ilk haven’t bled dry yet? Fucking Australians. Has that Rick Moranis look-alike Prime Minister pissed off yet? He’s a keen little bastard.
Spoke to Shaz last night about Yasser. Turns out they can’t keep up this whole Weekend At Bernie’s act any longer and will have to let him “die”. Why’d they take him to France of all places? They’re only fucking pacifists because they can only win wars against uninhabited South Pacific atolls. Speaking of which, WMDs anyone? Anyway, Shaz seems to think some shit is going to go down with the PLO and the KLF and whoever else pretty soon. We should probably keep our eye on the news (not Fox though - we actually want to find out what’s happening, Rupert) and when the time is right start some shit of our own. I’m thinking it’s about time we got some good old Christian conservatives (maybe KKK?) to go and talk to the Jews and Muslims. Only good can come of that. LOL!
Anyways fuckers, I’m out. Catch you on the flipside.
Saddam.