he said the world was as soft as lace...
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments... what is it?
1. Produce: Green apple!
2. Bakery: Glazed donuts.
3. Meat: Beef tenderloin~ ♥
4. Frozen: Pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets.
5. Other goods: A bag of chips! Doritos~
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. Not too cold, not too hot location. You're allowed to bring 6 articles of clothing with you, shoes are a given. So, what's in your bag?
1. The jeans I'm wearing right now
2. A wifebeater
3. A bra
4. A long-sleeved button-up shirt
5. Socks
6. Underwear
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. 'No fucking joke.'
2. 'But yeah...'
3. 'I will/would punch you/him/her/them in the throat.'
4. 'Fuck you.'
5. ''Sup.'
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Sleeping
2. Writing
3. Writing
4. Watching porn
5. ;9
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Lions
2. Tigers
3. Cheetahs
(Yes, Cassie is a whore for big kitties.)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Blue Moon
2. Superman
3. Cookies n' Cream
Somebody stole your purse/wallet... in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. A nail file
2. A key card to the Red Lion hotel on Jantzen Beach in Portland, OR
3. My ugly old middle school ID
4. Pictures of my sister and niece
5. My driving permit
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Novelist
2. Dog handler
3. English teacher
4. Artist
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG.
2. Hang in there. ♥
3. You have nothing to worry about and nothing to prove; you're amazing, now fucking act like it.
4. DO NOT GET INTO BED WITH JENNY MERRITT. SHE IS BUG. FUCK. INSANE.
1. Produce: Green apple!
2. Bakery: Glazed donuts.
3. Meat: Beef tenderloin~ ♥
4. Frozen: Pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets.
5. Other goods: A bag of chips! Doritos~
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. Not too cold, not too hot location. You're allowed to bring 6 articles of clothing with you, shoes are a given. So, what's in your bag?
1. The jeans I'm wearing right now
2. A wifebeater
3. A bra
4. A long-sleeved button-up shirt
5. Socks
6. Underwear
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. 'No fucking joke.'
2. 'But yeah...'
3. 'I will/would punch you/him/her/them in the throat.'
4. 'Fuck you.'
5. ''Sup.'
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Sleeping
2. Writing
3. Writing
4. Watching porn
5. ;9
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Lions
2. Tigers
3. Cheetahs
(Yes, Cassie is a whore for big kitties.)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Blue Moon
2. Superman
3. Cookies n' Cream
Somebody stole your purse/wallet... in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. A nail file
2. A key card to the Red Lion hotel on Jantzen Beach in Portland, OR
3. My ugly old middle school ID
4. Pictures of my sister and niece
5. My driving permit
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Novelist
2. Dog handler
3. English teacher
4. Artist
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG.
2. Hang in there. ♥
3. You have nothing to worry about and nothing to prove; you're amazing, now fucking act like it.
4. DO NOT GET INTO BED WITH JENNY MERRITT. SHE IS BUG. FUCK. INSANE.