A Letter to Kay
Dear Kay,
I have stolen your highlighter.
I am deeply sorry for this act.
I would wish to return it to you promptly, but chances are, you will never see it again, because i steal pens, pencils, markers (espically sharpies), and any other sort of writing device that one will lend me.
Again, I am saddend by my act, and do hope for your forgiveness sometime in the future.
Sincerely,
Jerome
AKA, Black Guy