I should use it more often. For example, on people who radiate heat and sweat and BO and yet insist on pressing on you on the train. My nose thanks the creator of deodorant, especially with the long stretch of hot humid weather we have coming up. Oh, and also on people who force you to do a shuffle-dance around them at the foot of the escalator when they step off and then just stop as if their brain had temporarily stopped communicating with their body and they are forced to become very effective and annoying human rocks. If only I were
this guy, then I would carefully grab them by the shoulders and lift and move them to the side where they wouldn't be blocking anyone, all the while encouraging them to "Eat sushi, sushi make you move better." Yes, sushi, especially Russian sushi is the answer to all of life's little annoyances.
Yesterday traffic and I were very good to each other. I did not defy it, it did not charge towards me, not even in the form of noisy vengeful bicycles! For once the zebra crossings and pavements were safe for pedestrians.
I also noted many people with blond and pink hair this past week. Am now convinced that this combination of colors only belong to people drawn on ink and paper. I understand wanting to stand out, but this endeavor should be undertaken and displayed in a good way, not in a WTHJUSTWALKEDPASTME sort of way.
These days I've been thinking about a lot of things. Thinking so much that it scares me. My brain needs a reboot.