Aug 09, 2004 15:06
Okay. People. YES Saskatchewan is a place. It's got a crazy name, but it's a province in Canada. Incase you forgot Canada existed too, it's right above the bomb capital of the world, and no I'm not talking the Middle East. Saskatchewan is inbetween two little wee places called Alberta and Manitoba, gotta a map? Go look it up. Educate yourselves a bit. You pronounce it Sas-KAT-che-wan. Not Sask-catch-u-wun, Sas-skat-chu-win, or some other crazy name. And if you've heard of the place, no it's not flat stupid. It has hills, and by God the road isn't perfectly straight all the time. No if you but the car on cruise control and fall asleep, you're not going to wake up and still be on the road, you're going to be in a tree or have a flippin' deer in your windshield, idiot. Besides, if your falling asleep at the wheel then you deserve it. So shove it. We're not all farmers and hicks, and we don't all sleep with our cousins. And we don't support incest or Chretien. (haha) We aren't all prancing around in our hippie wear and smokin' it up. We don't grow weed, we grow flour. There is a differance. We don't all travel in pick up trucks, we have mustangs and sunfires. And no, I'm sorry, I can't recall everyone's name in Saskatchewan, maybe it's the fact that we have more then 500 people. Suprising isn't it. So now that you know something for sure, stop asking, stop making stupid jokes, and for pete's sake, stop e-mailing me.