Yoinked from kimbo!
10 simple steps to being Tohri!
1. Wake up At Seven if a Workday. If not, sleep in as long as you bloody well CAN. Meanwhile, Pleasure self at least once, usually Twice (Even on a Workday! =o) before waking, else you'll be wanting to destroy things all day.
2. Give brief nod to parents as you pass to get clean laundry, and shower Up, removing half inch of Funk from previous day at work.
3. Eat. Usually soemthing Loaded with whole grains, or otherwise Carbful. Talk about what's needed in the day ahead, wether it be work, or a day off. (Usually work too)
4. do whatever is needed at home, or Work your arse off on the crew. Talk with Eric and brad. Silently hate Bjorn, because he's a Manwhore. Imbibe much Gatorade. Make occassional dirty Joke.
5. Eat lunch. Generally something either homemade or purchased at Greek pizza shop, and loaded with grease. Haha. Funnier in person.
6. Go back to work, probably jazzed up on Dew, if a diffacult or physically demanding day. otherwise, sit at home, and watch TV and surf the Web.
7. Get in the Truck/Van and head home for an hour, jammering endlessly about politics, firearms, porn, pop culture, or anything else you're pissed off at.
8. Get home. Unpack stuff. Check Email, Tinker's guild, Webcomics, LJ, Deviantart, and Turn on Trillian.
9. Go eat dinner with Family. Usually something Gooood.
10. Get back to Compy, chat with people till about ten, look at some Furrie Erotica/human pr0n/Whatever else that doesn't have a cock or much body hair and go to bed.
11: Repeat. Okay, I lied. Eleven steps.
1. Wake up At Seven if a Workday. If not, sleep in as long as you bloody well CAN. Meanwhile, Pleasure self at least once, usually Twice (Even on a Workday! =o) before waking, else you'll be wanting to destroy things all day.
2. Give brief nod to parents as you pass to get clean laundry, and shower Up, removing half inch of Funk from previous day at work.
3. Eat. Usually soemthing Loaded with whole grains, or otherwise Carbful. Talk about what's needed in the day ahead, wether it be work, or a day off. (Usually work too)
4. do whatever is needed at home, or Work your arse off on the crew. Talk with Eric and brad. Silently hate Bjorn, because he's a Manwhore. Imbibe much Gatorade. Make occassional dirty Joke.
5. Eat lunch. Generally something either homemade or purchased at Greek pizza shop, and loaded with grease. Haha. Funnier in person.
6. Go back to work, probably jazzed up on Dew, if a diffacult or physically demanding day. otherwise, sit at home, and watch TV and surf the Web.
7. Get in the Truck/Van and head home for an hour, jammering endlessly about politics, firearms, porn, pop culture, or anything else you're pissed off at.
8. Get home. Unpack stuff. Check Email, Tinker's guild, Webcomics, LJ, Deviantart, and Turn on Trillian.
9. Go eat dinner with Family. Usually something Gooood.
10. Get back to Compy, chat with people till about ten, look at some Furrie Erotica/human pr0n/Whatever else that doesn't have a cock or much body hair and go to bed.
11: Repeat. Okay, I lied. Eleven steps.