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Sep 09, 2010 11:44

Characters:   more chibi Tohma
Rating:   FRT, as per the FR Rating System
Summary:   written for Glenavera's drabble meme for prompt #011 home. Yesh, keep pretending these are drabbles...

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Lookit, mommy. lookit this picher i drawed for you. this is me in my gwate big bunny mecka, and this is papa and i'm stepping on papa until hese all stomped into the grownd for hitting you. ha ha ha! and this is you and yore the byootifullest mommy in the whole world! and kenichi watanabe sed so too and-why are you crying, mommy? evrythings gonna be all better as soon as i get my gwate big bunny mecka, mommy. and these peeple over here are all the boys and gurls who laffed at me wen i was bald. now the gwate big bunny is stomping on them-wham wham wham! and now theyre all smooshed into the grownd wiff papa so they cant teese me enny mor. know wut, mommy? sumday i'm gonna go to mericka whare nobudy laffs at you for being blond, cuzz they has lots of blonded peeple there, dont they, mommy? and nuthing bad ever happens in mericka. sumday i'm gonna liv there and i'm gonna pwotekt all the peeple who got picked on, but i'm not gonna pwotek papa even if he begs and begs me. cuz my gwate big bunny mecka dusn't pwotekt the bad peeple. you know wutt those kids sed yesturdy, mommy?

Round-eye, blondie, Tohma-chan!

Sleeps in a garbage can!

sumday i'm gonna go to mericka and pwotekt all the peeple who gets picked on, and then evrybudy will wuv me, mommy! and i'll be weely, weely portent.

lots mor portent than papa.

* fiction, challenge: drabble meme, author: ederyn, tohma

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