o47. wonder how you sleep;

Mar 06, 2010 00:29

Why do so many of you appear to be acquiring pets? Enough of the residents here are not well house-trained as it is ( Read more... )

'vexed' doesn't quite suffice, mortality, i despise mortals, degenerate idiots, why must people annoy me?

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xworthless_onex March 6 2010, 03:41:28 UTC
I got my dog because he looked so sad sitting on the curb I just couldn't say no.

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togivewhatisdue March 6 2010, 12:04:44 UTC
You realise it is manipulation. Those 'sad' faces are a device used to survive.

Man's best friend is effectively man's most beloved parasite.

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xworthless_onex March 6 2010, 14:18:50 UTC
I do, but I still love him-he's a sweetheart.

He may resemble a parasite, but I think he is worth it.

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togivewhatisdue March 7 2010, 15:15:58 UTC
No, he is a dog. The race evolved to manipulate human emotions in order to survive. That is the only reason you think he is a sweetheart.

I did not say he resembled a parasite, though he fits the definition. But then so do children.

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xworthless_onex March 7 2010, 15:33:56 UTC
Even though he may be manipulating me, I still love him and wouldn't give him up.

Be that as it may, both children and dogs are wonderful.

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togivewhatisdue March 7 2010, 16:34:41 UTC
That rather says a lot about you.

I can't say I share that sentiment.

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xworthless_onex March 7 2010, 17:12:33 UTC
Yes, it does, but it's all something I am aware of.

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togivewhatisdue March 7 2010, 18:14:55 UTC
Just as well, really.

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