guest speaker

Jun 01, 2001 05:08

Hello people! My name is Albert, and I'll be your Guest Speaker for the day. I feel so spiffy.
Yes, I'm the guy that Olga went out with. why am I here? I was thought it would be spiffy if Olga had a guest speaker, so i asked if i could be "The Lucky One". She said shure, and gave me her password (which is available for $5 at www.Olga'sLiveJournalPassword.com).
I'm shure you'r all full of questions for me, and I'd be glad to answer them.

Q.Who are you?
A.Albert, friend of Olga, lover of sheep.

Q.What the hell is "Spiffy"?
A.I don't know, but it shure does sound cool. I know you have a dictionary, so use it. related words are "shifty", "swanky", and "spiff-tastic"(c).

Q.Do you have a last name?
A.No.

Q.Are you related to "Fat Albert"?
A.NO! I am in no way, shape, or form related to "fat Albert".

Q.Are you single?
A.As of right now, yes, I am. but that is subject to change.

Q.Are you finished?
A.All most.

A band I highly recommend is "Alien Ant Farm". They are my favorite band. check them out.
Now I'm done.
Acy3
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