Britney's my hero...

[togabby]

Us weekly just announced 100% that Britney is pregnant with number 2, which doesn't explain her recent drinking. I guess she was in Vegas over the weekend and had a "serious bump" outside of her bikini, while she basked in the sun with Sean Preston, with no hat or baby lotion. His cheeks looked all red.

My question is....why in God's name did he make the dood so fertile? He's just NASTY!