Santa List
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I pushed lizimoo in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I turned sweetdegenerate in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In May I broke rhino_mittens's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I helped redfetishfreak hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (501 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Toffy666