Are you fat? Take this quiz and find out.
The scoring on the following quiz goes as follows. For every question you say yes to give yourself five points, (points much like the food you eat are not your friends) every question you say no to you get no points. Got it; then lets get started.
1.) Do you eat more than 3 square meals a day and don't work out.
2.) Do you feel that food is a comfort for you when you're feeling down.
3.) When you feel like there is no one for your to pour your heart out to other than Ben & Jerry who's always there with a pint and plastic spoon to feed your emotions.
4.) Do you think that the low carb / atkins diet is a new great diet that will help you get that body you've always wanted.
5.) Are you scared to look in the mirror because you think a fat little piggy lives in your reflection.
6.) Do you find food crumbs instead of lint in your belly button on a daily basis.
7.) Do you try to aviod cooking for someone else because you're afraid of eating.
8.) Does you stomach growl when you're clipping your toe nails because they look like veine sauages.
9.) Have you ever been sent to the emergency room because you ate waxed/plastic fruit. (God only knows why a fat person would try to eat fruit).
10.) When you're holding a baby and say "awww you are so cuteee, I could just eat you alive". In the back of you mind are you really thinking that.
O.k time to tally up your score. If you scored a ..... If you even bothered really taking this test you're a dumbass. Only stupid people really take internet quiz to find out some shit they already knew about themselves, but just wanted some kind of second opinion.
If you anwsered yes to any one of those questions you're fat, and will always be larger than live.
If you though the aktin diet is the best new diet around, you're fucking stupid because it's a known fact that shit like bread, pasta, potatoes, and shit like that puts on alot of weight for people.
Are if you dive into a large box of meat lovers pizza every time you're feeling down, because you think that round cheezy, meaty, greasy, bubbling... STOP DROOLING FAT FUCK... goodness is your friend, do yourself and the world a favor. Go on a starvation diet until you die, but since you're a fat loser you'll most likely fuck up that diet to.
1.) Do you eat more than 3 square meals a day and don't work out.
2.) Do you feel that food is a comfort for you when you're feeling down.
3.) When you feel like there is no one for your to pour your heart out to other than Ben & Jerry who's always there with a pint and plastic spoon to feed your emotions.
4.) Do you think that the low carb / atkins diet is a new great diet that will help you get that body you've always wanted.
5.) Are you scared to look in the mirror because you think a fat little piggy lives in your reflection.
6.) Do you find food crumbs instead of lint in your belly button on a daily basis.
7.) Do you try to aviod cooking for someone else because you're afraid of eating.
8.) Does you stomach growl when you're clipping your toe nails because they look like veine sauages.
9.) Have you ever been sent to the emergency room because you ate waxed/plastic fruit. (God only knows why a fat person would try to eat fruit).
10.) When you're holding a baby and say "awww you are so cuteee, I could just eat you alive". In the back of you mind are you really thinking that.
O.k time to tally up your score. If you scored a ..... If you even bothered really taking this test you're a dumbass. Only stupid people really take internet quiz to find out some shit they already knew about themselves, but just wanted some kind of second opinion.
If you anwsered yes to any one of those questions you're fat, and will always be larger than live.
If you though the aktin diet is the best new diet around, you're fucking stupid because it's a known fact that shit like bread, pasta, potatoes, and shit like that puts on alot of weight for people.
Are if you dive into a large box of meat lovers pizza every time you're feeling down, because you think that round cheezy, meaty, greasy, bubbling... STOP DROOLING FAT FUCK... goodness is your friend, do yourself and the world a favor. Go on a starvation diet until you die, but since you're a fat loser you'll most likely fuck up that diet to.