Are We There Yet?
The plan is for me to leave again on Sunday night. For how long? I don't know. Hopefully, not long at all.
Parts Unknown is a nice place to drive through on your way to somewhere better, but I wouldn't want to stop there. Unfortunately, I have to... again. The mayor owes me some money. I helped finance their new luxury outhouses after a homeless kid stole the town's entire budget right out of the coffee can, which the mayor keeps hidden behind a pencil on his desk. It was tragic.
One good thing did happen during my first visit to the land of unknown parts. Me and Stupid had an intersection named after us. We won that privilege after sticking a quarter in a vending machine outside of the grocery store. I was actually hoping for a Super Ball, but having our names immortalized on a couple of street signs is just as good. Even if it is in Parts Unknown. So, if you ever venture down that way, look for the corner of Don Drive and Fuckface Lane... that's where we'll be.
Until next time, this is Don Syndrome running out of things to say.
Parts Unknown is a nice place to drive through on your way to somewhere better, but I wouldn't want to stop there. Unfortunately, I have to... again. The mayor owes me some money. I helped finance their new luxury outhouses after a homeless kid stole the town's entire budget right out of the coffee can, which the mayor keeps hidden behind a pencil on his desk. It was tragic.
One good thing did happen during my first visit to the land of unknown parts. Me and Stupid had an intersection named after us. We won that privilege after sticking a quarter in a vending machine outside of the grocery store. I was actually hoping for a Super Ball, but having our names immortalized on a couple of street signs is just as good. Even if it is in Parts Unknown. So, if you ever venture down that way, look for the corner of Don Drive and Fuckface Lane... that's where we'll be.
Until next time, this is Don Syndrome running out of things to say.