YES!!
Perspectives on Life
by George Carlin
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old
age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a
gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get ready
for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go
back into the womb, you spend your last nine months
floating...then you finish off as an orgasm."
Paola
by George Carlin
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old
age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a
gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get ready
for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go
back into the womb, you spend your last nine months
floating...then you finish off as an orgasm."
Paola