Duty Calls
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, the vicious terrorism that threatens the
US is performed by radical Muslims from the middle east. Did you
know that it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti- terrorist sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America.
As you may already know, the vicious terrorism that threatens the
US is performed by radical Muslims from the middle east. Did you
know that it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti- terrorist sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America.