The one where I found out how to stop time so I'll never have to go to school again!!!
I've lately been blindly following the motto, "Beauty is Pain".
I was never one to experience bad skin, but God/nature decided to put one on me...and by that I mean put millions of red dots on my face.
I feel like the skinny person complaining about being fat, or the teenager complaining about his parents; everyone thinks they're fat, everyone hates their parents, many have acne.
I'm trying this new Neutrogena stuff and it makes my face really itchy, and hence I'm telling myself that this irritation is making me a beautiful new boy.
For once in my life, I want to look younger.
Bad News Bears was fucking hilarious. Billy Bob Thornton is a comedic God.
I made an Oreo-Cool Whip (product placement!!) pie today, and in 50 minutes, it will be done freezing and ready to serve!
I was never one to experience bad skin, but God/nature decided to put one on me...and by that I mean put millions of red dots on my face.
I feel like the skinny person complaining about being fat, or the teenager complaining about his parents; everyone thinks they're fat, everyone hates their parents, many have acne.
I'm trying this new Neutrogena stuff and it makes my face really itchy, and hence I'm telling myself that this irritation is making me a beautiful new boy.
For once in my life, I want to look younger.
Bad News Bears was fucking hilarious. Billy Bob Thornton is a comedic God.
I made an Oreo-Cool Whip (product placement!!) pie today, and in 50 minutes, it will be done freezing and ready to serve!