Mag7 Ficlet
Buck & Chris, pre-canon, "You'll scare away all the fish"
"Chris, you don't move your ugly mug out of the way, we ain't never gonna eat dinner."
"My ugly mug? Buck, the only reason we ain't caught nothin' is 'cause you've scared the damn fish with that godawful fungus you've got on your face."
"Ain't a fungus! This is a damn fine moustache. And the ladies do love a man with a nice 'stache."
"That why you ain't been laid in a fortnight?"
"Shoot, them women wouldn't know a prime piece of masculine virility even if it bit 'em on the ass."
"I don't know, them women seemed mighty appreciative of a proper gentleman."
"They only went to you 'cause I scared 'em all with my obvious good looks and charm."
"Uh huh. You reckon them fish knows that too?"
"Nah, them fish ain't bittin' 'cause you're scarin' 'em off better than a daddy with a shotgun. 'Course, that'll just make it sweeter when I catches them."
"Only reason you'll catch 'em is 'cause they'll take one look at that ugly thing on your face and think you're kin."
"Well the only reason you'd catch one is 'cause it'd be blinder than a mole staring at the sun and - whoa! Whoa! I got one! I got one!"
"No you ain't! All you got is my line!"
"Nope, I can see it! Come on, baby, come to Buck! I'm gonna fry you up so damn fine…"
"Buck, go careful, now, I don't think -"
"Oh yeah, you're just the prettiest -"
"Buck, watch your step now!"
"Don't listen to him, darlin', he's just jealous that - Sweet mother of Christ!"
"Told you them rocks was slippery."
"Yeah, yeah. Gimme a hand now."
"I dunno, Buck. Reckon you just sit in the water and smile, and we'll get all the trout we can eat in five minutes --"
"Hah! I told you -"
"-since they'll all be dead of the ugly by then."
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"Chris, you don't move your ugly mug out of the way, we ain't never gonna eat dinner."
"My ugly mug? Buck, the only reason we ain't caught nothin' is 'cause you've scared the damn fish with that godawful fungus you've got on your face."
"Ain't a fungus! This is a damn fine moustache. And the ladies do love a man with a nice 'stache."
"That why you ain't been laid in a fortnight?"
"Shoot, them women wouldn't know a prime piece of masculine virility even if it bit 'em on the ass."
"I don't know, them women seemed mighty appreciative of a proper gentleman."
"They only went to you 'cause I scared 'em all with my obvious good looks and charm."
"Uh huh. You reckon them fish knows that too?"
"Nah, them fish ain't bittin' 'cause you're scarin' 'em off better than a daddy with a shotgun. 'Course, that'll just make it sweeter when I catches them."
"Only reason you'll catch 'em is 'cause they'll take one look at that ugly thing on your face and think you're kin."
"Well the only reason you'd catch one is 'cause it'd be blinder than a mole staring at the sun and - whoa! Whoa! I got one! I got one!"
"No you ain't! All you got is my line!"
"Nope, I can see it! Come on, baby, come to Buck! I'm gonna fry you up so damn fine…"
"Buck, go careful, now, I don't think -"
"Oh yeah, you're just the prettiest -"
"Buck, watch your step now!"
"Don't listen to him, darlin', he's just jealous that - Sweet mother of Christ!"
"Told you them rocks was slippery."
"Yeah, yeah. Gimme a hand now."
"I dunno, Buck. Reckon you just sit in the water and smile, and we'll get all the trout we can eat in five minutes --"
"Hah! I told you -"
"-since they'll all be dead of the ugly by then."
This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth where there are
comments