All the independent women in the house....show us your tits and shut your mutha fucking mouths

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an old one but a good one

Oh. there are several way to irritate a lady
You could mention that her hat's gone out of style
Oh, thats's sure to get her miffed
It's bound to cause a tiff
But here's a little trick to go the extra mile

Give Her....
Just a little kick in the cunt...A kick in the cunt?
A kick in the cunt
How's about a nice kick in the cunt?
You'll sure have her stumped if you go for the punt
With a jolly good kick in the cunt

Now a lady of grace will show utter distaste
For a slur or a randy suggestion
But if you call her a whore it may do nothing more
Than make a subtle change in her complexion

So give her a kick in the cunt...a kick in the cunt?
AA Kick in the cunt!
How's about a lovely kick in the cunt,eh?
If you aim to annoy,there's no better ploy
Than a rousing good kick in the cunt

Now you might want to sock her a clop in the choppers
Or shock her by making a grab at her knockers
But she'll call the coppers and you'll land in jail
Where you eat bread and water and shit in a pail
So if you've enough of her womanly guff
No need to be rough it'll be quite enough
To call her bluff with a huff and a puff
Just stuff your foot straight into her muff

Just an old fashioned kick in the cunt...a kick in the cunt?
A kick in the cunt!
How's about a nice kick in the cunt
You'll sure have her stumped when you go for the punt
With a jolly good kick in the cunt