Jeffrey Stanley Memorial Outhouse

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.. where we examine the peripheral writings (think Nietzsche's laundry lists ..) of Off-Off Broadway (i.e., down in Philly) playwright Jeffrey Stanley:

Roanoke Times
(Anonymous [sic])
2011-02-07 01:26 am UTC

DUDE! Scott Barrios, uda man. I love your letters to the Roanoke Times, they should give you a weekly column! I like the cut of your jib,

Comments

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[anonymous]

Sigh. Everybody knows Stabby's going after JS because JS was his pity friend in high school 700 years ago and Stabby tried to fuck him and JS wouldn't let him so Stabby set out to stalk him for years to make him listen whatever the hell that means. You heard it here folks by his own admission, spoken like a true psychotic. Time, distance, the police, the FBI, nothing will stop him. That's what this whole obsession is about. Stalky needs to face it: he can't fuck JS. These are yet another manure pile of libelous assumptions from the mind of a clinically diagnosed psychotic who's green with envy. Let's see here; his present victim has had plays produced around the world, made numerous media appearances, definitely has an agent, maybe a manager, maybe a publicist, is friends with celebrities, has appeared in major newspapers, has thousands of students over the years, a university PR department and yet that evil narcissistic man put up his own wikipedia page. Jealous much, Caswallon? What was it your little girlfriend said you do? Create a web of destructive lies? Keep up the libel.

Hopefully the other sites are serious about the cops and feds already being aware of this maniac cuz it looks like he's about to go supernova any second and pull a Loughner. 'If I stalk and harass people relentlessly it'll emotionally blackmail or frighten them into being my pity friends because I'd rather have him that way than not at all, and hey, there's a chance they'll finally realize they love me and we can make out.'

And what's with the word Memorial? MEMORIAL? Is JS dead? Scott did you kill him already? I wonder which basement he's buried in, his own or Scott's? Has somebody called JS to check on him? Or is the psycho just making yet another in a long string of death threats? Unless of course Scott Barrios is doing it in jest, which even that didn't work out too well for Virginia's own Zachary Chesser this week and he was doing it to public figures. Gonna Theo Van Gogh him, Scott? Zachary would make a cute cellmate. Yeah someone *else* besides Scott Barrios is hurting Scott Barrios's livelihood.

Hope he's kidding and meant the memorial thing in a good clean fun kinda way, just some gentle friendly ribbing. Wonder how he'll react when the so-called joke is returned? Let's find out. Predict another mental shitstorm in ... 3, 2, 1