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[toddshaeffer]

got punched in the head. kicked a guy out of a party. cops came. locked the underagers downstairs. safe from the cops.

and i wish i could say...

Comments

[zebrapix]

"...I got laid."

"...I got paid."

"...I got caught in the raid."

"...I left it all for the maid."

???

[train2mexico]

Congratulations Todd Shaeffer... ur a hero?

[brianjameskirk]

hurray for todd! he saved my drunk ass