Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In November, I rescued
silentphayze from being sacrificed (-200 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-115 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
toddbf
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