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goddam even the grizzlies woulda fuckin won that game. fuckin walker! i fuckin hate him! didn't i say yesterday that me and mo and fatty benitez would lead us to the fuckin promised land? so where the fuck was fatty today when walker was fuckin fallin apart? did the old man just get his fatties confused or somethin? man this fuckin sucks being in the big leagues when some of ur teammates play like fuckin overweight little leaguers.
guess i gotta do this shit -
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
1.~How did you meet chaseutley? we played the phillies
2.~What would you do if you had never met brett_tomko? i'd be happy
3.~What do you honestly think of edgardo_alfonzo? he's fat
4.~Would or did edgardo_alfonzo and ray_durham go out? they go out to eat sometimes
5.~Have you ever liked marquis_grissom? no
6.~If scott_munter died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? that we suck
7.~Would latroy_hawkins and emporer_nero make a good couple? yeah latroy should go for it
8.~Describe lance_niekro in 3 words: shitty, terrible, bald
9.~Do you think mike_matheny is hot? gross
10.~Would scott_munter and edgardo_alfonzo make a lovely couple? hahah yes
11.~What do you think of when you see ray_durham? is he hurt again?
12.~Tell me something humiliating about emporer_nero: he owns a team that fuckin sucks
13.~Do you know any of edgardo_alfonzo's family members? i know his wife very well ha ha
14.~What's edgardo_alfonzo's favorite color? the color of brownies
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is jason_schmidt? he's a dude
16.~What would you do if moises_alou just professed their undying love for you? i would pretend not to be grossed out since i don't want to fuckin go back to fresno
17.~What language does edgardo_alfonzo speak? espanol
18.~Who is edgardo_alfonzo going out with? ben and jerry
19.~Is michael_tucker a boy or a girl? he's a dude
20.~Would edgardo_alfonzo and moises_alou make a good couple? wtf man no
21.~Who do you think juliaschultz would be great with from this list? me
22.~When was the last time you talked to mike_matheny? like an hour ago when we were talking about how much we fuckin suck
23.~What is marquis_grissom's favorite band? some angry band
24.~Does latroy_hawkins have any siblings? i don't fuckin know
25.~Would you ever date edgardo_alfonzo? goddam
26.~Would you ever date lance_niekro? hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha NO
27.~Is juliaschultz single? she should be
28.~What is edgardo_alfonzo's last name? what a fuckin dumb question
29.~What is edgardo_alfonzo's middle name? fatty
30~What is edgardo_alfonzo's fantasy? to not be fat
31.~Where does michael_tucker live? in a house
32.~Would you make out with chaseutley? i'm not gay so no
33.~Are brett_tomko and edgardo_alfonzo best friends? like i care
34.~Does lance_niekro like edgardo_alfonzo? yeah he told me he wants to fuck him
35.~How did you meet edgardo_alfonzo? stop asking me about edgardo fuckin alfonzo
36.~Is mike_matheny older than you? yeah by like a million fuckin years
37.~Is edgardo_alfonzo the sexiest person alive? maybe if everyone else died
guess i gotta do this shit -
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
1.~How did you meet chaseutley? we played the phillies
2.~What would you do if you had never met brett_tomko? i'd be happy
3.~What do you honestly think of edgardo_alfonzo? he's fat
4.~Would or did edgardo_alfonzo and ray_durham go out? they go out to eat sometimes
5.~Have you ever liked marquis_grissom? no
6.~If scott_munter died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? that we suck
7.~Would latroy_hawkins and emporer_nero make a good couple? yeah latroy should go for it
8.~Describe lance_niekro in 3 words: shitty, terrible, bald
9.~Do you think mike_matheny is hot? gross
10.~Would scott_munter and edgardo_alfonzo make a lovely couple? hahah yes
11.~What do you think of when you see ray_durham? is he hurt again?
12.~Tell me something humiliating about emporer_nero: he owns a team that fuckin sucks
13.~Do you know any of edgardo_alfonzo's family members? i know his wife very well ha ha
14.~What's edgardo_alfonzo's favorite color? the color of brownies
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is jason_schmidt? he's a dude
16.~What would you do if moises_alou just professed their undying love for you? i would pretend not to be grossed out since i don't want to fuckin go back to fresno
17.~What language does edgardo_alfonzo speak? espanol
18.~Who is edgardo_alfonzo going out with? ben and jerry
19.~Is michael_tucker a boy or a girl? he's a dude
20.~Would edgardo_alfonzo and moises_alou make a good couple? wtf man no
21.~Who do you think juliaschultz would be great with from this list? me
22.~When was the last time you talked to mike_matheny? like an hour ago when we were talking about how much we fuckin suck
23.~What is marquis_grissom's favorite band? some angry band
24.~Does latroy_hawkins have any siblings? i don't fuckin know
25.~Would you ever date edgardo_alfonzo? goddam
26.~Would you ever date lance_niekro? hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha NO
27.~Is juliaschultz single? she should be
28.~What is edgardo_alfonzo's last name? what a fuckin dumb question
29.~What is edgardo_alfonzo's middle name? fatty
30~What is edgardo_alfonzo's fantasy? to not be fat
31.~Where does michael_tucker live? in a house
32.~Would you make out with chaseutley? i'm not gay so no
33.~Are brett_tomko and edgardo_alfonzo best friends? like i care
34.~Does lance_niekro like edgardo_alfonzo? yeah he told me he wants to fuck him
35.~How did you meet edgardo_alfonzo? stop asking me about edgardo fuckin alfonzo
36.~Is mike_matheny older than you? yeah by like a million fuckin years
37.~Is edgardo_alfonzo the sexiest person alive? maybe if everyone else died