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I has plain tikits too calyfornia, yes!
Excepting my trip to the bahamas, I've been quite ill since finals week. Strep, bugs, the works. I'm awaiting a mono test and I'll be really unhappy if it comes back positive. I can't believe that I've been sick all freaking break, I deserve to be well! Bodega is getting busy again with all the students coming back to town, our solace is spoiled.
We played Candyland last night, but it's not what it was some 15 years ago. You pick a card, move to the color . . . so we wrote questions, tasks, and drink commands on each card instead. At one point I was shirtless, making a sexual phonecall to Princess Frostine using my foot as a telephone, and cleaning out my ear from a fresh wet willy. This is truly the way Candyland was meant to be played. Other memorable cards were: Worst person you've had sex with (interesting, seeing as our circle of friends is a bit inbred, so to speak), ten second irish jig, allow the person next to you to draw a penis on your forearm, join the pen 15 club, reenact an orgasm, and so on and so forth
shower time
Excepting my trip to the bahamas, I've been quite ill since finals week. Strep, bugs, the works. I'm awaiting a mono test and I'll be really unhappy if it comes back positive. I can't believe that I've been sick all freaking break, I deserve to be well! Bodega is getting busy again with all the students coming back to town, our solace is spoiled.
We played Candyland last night, but it's not what it was some 15 years ago. You pick a card, move to the color . . . so we wrote questions, tasks, and drink commands on each card instead. At one point I was shirtless, making a sexual phonecall to Princess Frostine using my foot as a telephone, and cleaning out my ear from a fresh wet willy. This is truly the way Candyland was meant to be played. Other memorable cards were: Worst person you've had sex with (interesting, seeing as our circle of friends is a bit inbred, so to speak), ten second irish jig, allow the person next to you to draw a penis on your forearm, join the pen 15 club, reenact an orgasm, and so on and so forth
shower time