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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yo' mama!

1. Yo' mama has three eyelids.
2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to yo' mama.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into yo' mama.
4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of yo' mama is blue.
5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but yo' mama can not.
6. In Japan, yo' mama can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
7. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of yo' mama orbiting the Earth.
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of yo' mama!
9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from yo' mama!
10. Ideally, yo' mama should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.