The M U P P E T Legacy 1.1
Hola mi amigos!
I guess when i said the next update would be soon, i meant the next day lmao
In the first post we met our lazy lovely founder Bearegard. Despite being a bit socially awkward and not smooth in the least, she managed to find herself a spouse in record time. Rausch Green (roadtogreen) moved in, sexy stuff happened, and we left off with DoucheyMcPaperNabber and a preggo Granny!Beau.
Warnings: Language, derp, sexy tiemz, lack of parenting, child endangerment
With appearances by: roadtogreen lovelyxwow lilith_sims
Lets kick things off with a promotion! :D
... and Beau stuffing her face.
NIGHTMARES!
HUNGER!
FAILURE!
Rausch: That's nice, hun.
Well that's better c:
That didnt last long at all.
Rausch: We should go on a vacation.
Beau: -faceplant-
Beau: Whut-- yeah! A vacation sounds great! |D
Rausch: You know what'd be nice? A cruise. We should definitely go on a cruise.
Beau: ALSJSHGJDFL;GURGLEDIE
granny!beau :D
I laugh, but it was an endless struggle trying to keep her from either passing out or dying of hunger. I stopped taking pictures after the 6th time. Eventually i just left her in the middle of the kitchen.
Could you care any less?
You just had to piss in the tiniest room in the house. (2x2)
She's honestly the worst pregnant sim i've ever had OTL;;
Whoo!
At least pretend to be happy xD
YOU WOULD GIVE BIRTH NEXT TO A FIRE HAZARD
Rausch grabbed the burgers before anyting happened.
Good thing too, cuz here's the first born of this legacy: Gaffer
aaaaand on the floor he goes. I have a bad feeling about their parenting.
Well at least someone's excited [Kokum lilith_sims & Gemma lovelyxwow], because his parents definitely werent.
Kokum: This baby... it smells divine -wafts moar-
Beau enjoying herself after her horrific (for me) pregnancy
D'aww, but not really cuz i shouldnt have to force you to take care of your kid >:U
Rausch rolled the want~
creeper!cam: just celebrating their engagment on the couch... cuz they dont have giant windows that their neighbors can see them through or anything.
As much as you two go at it, please explain why you only have one baby? >:T
Speaking of babies, have some Gaffer being the most chill infant ever.
MONEY! :D
Wedding time!
Beau: Oh the sex to be had~
♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥
Beau: -grinds on Rausch-
Cant you wait 'til the guests are gone?
What the-- what happened to your 10 nice points?
She started yawning and ignoring Pierre (lilith_sims) as soon as he opened his mouth xD
Oh yeah, someone broke the shower. I blame Rausch.
BIRTHDAY!
D'AWWWWWWWWWW WHO'S A PUDGY LITTLE CUTEY FAYSE ♥♥♥
Yay autonomous feeding!
Im not gonna lie, the way they ignored him as a baby i thought i'd have to force them to take care of him xD
Beau: I was prepared to make a witty comment about bullet trains and other phallus-like objects, but as we both know by now, i dont have a penis.
Rausch: ... :/
I think it's better for everyone if you dont speak, Beau.
Just gaffer being adorable ♥
Gaffer: Actual attention?! :D
Obligatory potty training fayse... Beau you look high.
... you shouldnt eat that.
Then he started crying for no reason..
and stopped seconds later. He did this for an hour or so.
Not that Beau cared. Good parent, it is you.
Beau rolled the want to hire a nanny, so boop~ here she is.
Yes, "boop" is the sound of hiring a nanny
Rausch kept surprising me by actually being a good mom :D
She rolled the want to teach Gaffer to walk.
Rausch: -stares at crotch- ...?
See something interesting?
Rausch: 8DDDD
I'll take that as a yes. lol maybe she found a penis
Rausch makes cute potty training faces -u-
IT CLEANS?!
Hey. Stop that.
( you know you love my toilet paper roll |D )
When she's not lounging around doing nothing for hours at a time, Rausch can be found skilling.
Apparently when i wasnt paying attention, the nanny fed Gaffer and actually put him in his bed.
Then she cleaned the house and played chess until he needed her. I love this nanny ;u;
Whoop Whoop!
celebratory!sex
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP D:<
I swear, one of you better be pregnant >:U
Rausch doesnt like snow. Or rain.. She doesnt like weather very much.
Gaffer: -begs for food-
Beau: BABIES NEED FOOD?! D:
LOVE THIS NANNY
She started making a snowman and said 'fuck it' and went inside. Dont ask why this amuses me so much.
So.. i was curious as to what the nanny looked like when she was younger. She was pretty, so i fixed her up a bit... Dont judge :U
BUT THEN THEN THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE BAILED ON THEM
.. and apparently thinks she can drive from the passenger side.
Guess who's parents are at work?
No shit. Can you say 'Social Worker'?
/cliffhanger
Hope you enjoyed this update! Stay tuned~
★ otto