[VOICE]

[tocutopen]

[Faint scrambling heard accompanied by the sound of something being thrown]

Is this thing on?

[Pause, followed shortly by a startled yelp and another crash]

TYCHE! TYCHE! GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT AND GET YOUR RAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

SHIT! IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

Comments

[livetobefeared]

Frightened, Asclepius?

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

[A heavy sigh, the precursor to an annoyed tone]

I'm not interested in talking to you right now, Phobos.

[livetobefeared]

Oh, you needn't talk. I'm quite content merely spectating.

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

If you come here, it had better be to destroy this thing.

[livetobefeared]

I don't think Tyche would appreciate that, do you?

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

I don't think I care.

It's her fault for letting it get out in the first place.

[livetobefeared]

Or, one could say, bad luck.

And why would I kill it? Do you lack the capacity?

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

I...

That's not...

[muttered] Fuck.

I need someone else to do it, all right?

[livetobefeared]

Ohh~

You are scared of it.

Tell me, what is it about the ferret you dislike so much?

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

I'm not scared of it!

I just...can't reach it.

[livetobefeared]

What are you stood on top of, Asclepius?

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

I'm not standing on anything!

Now will you come kill this fucking thing or are you afraid of it?

[livetobefeared]

I don't want to kill it. I like ferrets.

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

Then come save the thing!

[livetobefeared]

From what? The terrified doctor on the couch?

[Voice]

[tocutopen]

Don't be ridicu--

FUCK! FUCK! IT'S ON ME!

[The phone clatters to the floor and the yelling continues]