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So an epidemic is sweeping through the complex.

Wonderful. This couldn't have happened before I came here?[/deleted]

Who all is ill? And do any of you even know how to take care of yourselves?

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[notinacookie]

I don't know how to take care of myself on a good day. But I have friends. Good friends who I gave this to.

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Wonderful.

Do I need to come and check on you?

[notinacookie]

Most definitely not, Good sir!

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Why do I doubt that?

Oh. The comment beneath yours.

[notinacookie]

He's a dirty, rotten liar and a sick man. (Sick as in twisted sick not cough cough let me vomit all over your roommate's brand new jacket and faint from exhaustion and only eat dry cereal sick.)

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I feel less inclined to believe you than him.

It sounds like today has been an eventful one for you.

[escutcheonally]

Yes. Yes you do, I promise. I would do it myself but I've my hands full and, quite frankly, I don't consider myself much of a doctor.

I could even help you break down the door if she's being stubborn.

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Thank you for expressing your concerns about her.

If she does refuse to open the door, though, I think I'll leave her to her own devices.